I stole this from because it's hilarious.

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
The non-sticky sticky Cake. (That just doesn't sound right...)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Cuts Cake time in half.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Ribbed for her Cake. (...Wut?)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Fall into the Cake. (Oh dear. O.o; )

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Live in your Cake, play in ours. ( XD I'm gonna use that in real life. I swear I'll find a way.)

6. To someone you dislike?
No Cake, no comment.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Recommended by Dr. Cake.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Smart. Beautiful. Cake.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
3-in-1 protection for your Cake.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Cake. (Well...What?)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Beware of expensive Cake.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
I'm not just the Cake, I'm a member.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
The Cake that eats like a meal. (LOL. I love that! :'D)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
The Too Good to Hurry Cake. (Yes.)

15. Your last words before you die...
Once you pop, you can't stop Cake. (...Ooookaaaaaay then.)

16. Your message to a special someone..
More Cake please.

17. Title of this post will be..
Be young, have fun, drink Cake. ()